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Important Notice

Membership in the Society of the Two Fish may result in the following side effects:

  • Increased emotional awareness

  • Sudden creative inspiration

  • Listening to the same song repeatedly

  • Questioning the meaning of life

  • Daydreaming during important tasks

  • Strong intuitive feelings about people and situations

If symptoms of deep emotional insight persist, please continue being a Pisces.

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